r/Atheism jokes: 3

A priest is sitting in the confessional when he realizes he really needs to take a shit. He peeks out the door and sees the janitor. “psst, hey moppy, come here, can you sit here and listen to these confessions while I go drop trou?” The janitor is hesitant, but the priest reassures him and shows him the list of sins and their penance hanging on the wall. The Janitor agrees and soon people start lining up. The first person comes in and states they have told a couple of lies during the week. So the janitor looks up lies on the list and gives the proper penance. Well, after a few more simple confessions a prostitute walks in and confesses she has given a “few” blow jobs during the past week. The janitor looks over the list, blow jobs, blow jobs, blow jobs… hmmm… it’s not on there? he looks again, blow jobs, blow jobs, blow jobs… hmmm??? He peeks out the confessional and sees an altar boy, “Hey, acolyte, what does the Father usually dole out for a blow job?”

The altar boy shrugs and says” $5.00 and a Snickers Bar”