February 2011
U.S. District Judge Roger Vinson: “It is difficult to imagine that a nation...
– Obamacare nailed in 61 words (via kaching)
January 2011
if a mandate was the solution, we can try that to solve homelessness by...
– Senator Obama 2008 (via littlerrepublican)
200GB to 25GB: Canada gets first, bitter dose of... →
Hey, you, this is one nation under God! Remember? →
existenceandidentity:
Fucking idiots wasting time and money. Do something relevant!
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEHHHHH HATE REPUBLICANS SO MUCH
What I say is, a town isn’t a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a...
– Neil Gaiman (American Gods)
Psh
existenceandidentity:
All of my friends, and boyfriend, with curly hair hate their curls. I LOVE curls, and no one that has them appreciates what they have…..:-/ Why oh why was I afflicted with this hair that’s straighter than Chuck Norris while they get the sexiest hair on the planet?! God must truly hate us fags D:
Um…I LOVE YOUR STRAIGHT HAIR! Stupid curls…my hair will forever...
When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a...
– Ann Druyan, talking about her dead husband Carl Sagan (via fuckyeahexistentialism, savagemike) (via existenceandidentity)
Watching Obama's Youtube interview...
He’s terrible. End of story.
Around the 18 min mark he says that the people Egypt shouldn’t be resorting to violence because there are other ways of expressing your distaste for a government’s policy. I think this is a funny way of telling the American people who dislike his policies so much that they shouldn’t be plastering 2nd Amendment all over their shirts and taking...
toniiu:
The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginative men.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I wouldn’t call it fascism exactly, but a political system nominally controlled...
– Edward Zehr (via flowersandporn)
Laws that forbid the carrying of arms…disarm only those who are neither inclined...
– Thomas Jefferson (via combattant-de-la-liberte)
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To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to...
– Theodore Roosevelt (via officialchoke)
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The Trunk: My Foolproof Weight Loss Plan →
jeffmiller:
I’ve got a great six-month plan for losing weight. For five months, I’m going to eat more than I’m eating now—more pizza, more pie, more ice cream, more everything. Then, in the sixth month I’m not going to eat any food at all. Based upon these assumptions, I’ve projected that I’ll lose…
We need to teach our kids that it’s not just the winner of the Super Bowl who...
– Barack Obama (via eactually)
Um, enter Bill Gates…oh wait, he’s too rich. We need to tax him some more.
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There are several pieces of the puzzle one must understand to see why this is...
– http://mises.org/daily/4998 (via logicallypositive)
Among those who are dependent on Executive discretion I have begun the reduction...
– Thomas Jefferson in his 1801 State of the Union Address…Telling Congress he doesn’t need their money right now. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?! (via evilteabagger)
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
– Herbert Hoover (via coeus)
Books Mr. Obama should read before his State of...
coeus:
Economics in One Lesson
See above.
I have
existenceandidentity:
the most amazing and wonderful boyfriend ever!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
That’s me! :D
existenceandidentity asked: how'd you get so amazing?
When people say that the voting age should be...
rae-elizabeth:
Rewatching ALL of Lost. Such a fucking amazing...
Oh, and WILL IS GOING TO BE HERE TOMORROW!!!
Just because you’re offended—it doesn’t mean you’re in the right.
– Ricky Gervais (via gingerfu)
true.
(via pinkishgirly)
Yesterday my boss told me that I had become a...
Yay for benefits, insurance, and a salary!
3.5 years of student/part-time staff hard work pays off!
One of the best phone calls of my entire life.
onlytakingturns asked: http://tinyurl.com/4zy66qj
help is on the way...
help is on the way...